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The people who beat you senseless with Comedy: Duke: Contact:     E-mail: kahanartist-2@hotmail.com     AIM: kahanartist Age: Somewhere in the teens Lives: Mars Comic: Ansem Retort Duke is slightly more reclusive than the other two authors, but only because he fears his fans may tear him limb from limb. He has been known to fall victim to traps with bran muffins as the bait. So far, a Duke has never been caught alive or in stable condition. Matt V.3 Age: -4 Lives: Bottom of the Atlantic Ocean Uh...there was a guy. And he liked um... to paint. So he became a painter at age 12. But he was shot when he was 15 and had to have his arm amputated. So he had a metal arm put in instead. And instead of painting he decided to paint with LASERS. And he became evil. And married a woman named Veronica. And he lasered her. And then he took over Russia and made everyone eat peppers. JD Contact:     E-mail: jondaduck@gmail.com     AIM: Lord o Blackmail Age: Red Lives: Roomate to the Legion of Doom Comic: Exploding Duck JD is the son of the Ansem Retort team's founder, James McCloud. His mother has never been mentioned in the actual game, but the Nintendo Power comic detailed her as Vixy Reinard, who was accidentally killed by Andross. Many fans, however, do not believe this to be part of the actual games' storyline, so his mother remains a mystery. James taught JD under the lifestyle of not giving up; something that JD recalls often. During his early teens, JD was a member of the Cornerian flight academy, along with his friend Bill Grey. When General Pepper sent the Ansem Retort team to investigate Venom's strange activity, Pigma Dengar betrayed his team, causing James McCloud and his close friend, Peppy Hare, to get captured by Andross. Peppy barely escaped Venom, and returned to Corneria to inform JD of his father's fate. Upon hearing this news, JD dropped out of the academy to avenge his father, and Peppy took JD under his wing and began to train him.